Secondary Characters

SUSAN: Now it's only me and you
 HEIDI: With no one to tell us what to do
 BOTH: What do we do?
 HEIDI: We don't have much time to dance in the spotlight
 So I'm gonna treasure this Heidi and Susan duet
 SUSAN: And now may be the only chance I get
 Tonight to enjoy the pleasure of this invisible cigarette
 Ssss
 HEIDI: Ow.
 SUSAN: Ssss, ssss
 HEIDI: Ow!
 BOTH: The secondary characters are singing a song
 While the stars are snacking off-stage
 It was their idea to bring us along
 And now we're hijacking this page
 Of the script
 We're equipped
 To steer the ship
 'Til this trippy skit ends
 And by the end of this song, we'll be best friends
 SUSAN: I want to apologize for any weirdness
 HEIDI: Me too
 It can be really scary being the new kid
 SUSAN: I bet
 HEIDI: I'll bet you bet
 SUSAN: I do, I bet
 HEIDI: And I also want to say that
 After all we've been through
 I'm so glad we've met
 SUSAN: I feel the same way
 BOTH: Baby
 The secondary characters are calling the shots
 While the guys are being stored in the wings
 We've been left in charge of it all while the plot
 Is unfolding like the Lord of the Rings
 Trilogy
 In a way
 You and me
 'Til the very end
 And like Frodo and Sam Wise
 You'll be my best friend
 My best friend
 HEIDI: Sing!
 SUSAN: Ooo-da-hoy-oh-da-hoy-hey
 BOTH: My best friend
 HEIDI: Susan
 And Heidi
 Susan
 And Heidi
 Susan
 Dream on
 Dream on
 Dream on?
 JEFF/ HUNTER: Woah
 Woah
 Hi/ Woah
 Hi/ Woah
 Hi/ Woah
 HEIDI: I'm sorry?
 I'm sorry?
 I'm sorry.
 JEFF: Hi? uh? what's going on?
 SUSAN: I don't know' I was just standing here quietly and Heidi was like uh-uh-guh-uh-uh-uh
 HEIDI: Thanks, Susan.