The Fat Boys Are Back

Now we have come into the party
 to occupy
 a space provided by the public eye
 cuz you've waited and waited
 and finally
 we've returned with a funky beat
 that'll go up yo spine
 grab yo brain
 relax yo body
 easy any pain
 but we're here in gold, and red and black
 you guessed it
 THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK
 The fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 The fat boys are back
 fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 the fat boys are back (do you lie to the fat boys?)
 I'm starving I'm in the mood
 plain and simple I NEED FOOD
 Eat some beans and very soon everybody in the place
 will leave the room
 for some reason I can't reveal
 pass a bananna so I can peel
 slide to the kitchen
 stuff my face
 leaving not one crumb in the place
 I can bust riff rafs back to back
 And I'll devour any MC as if he were a snack
 I'll eat and eat and drink and drink and I'll tell ya one thing
 MY BREATH DON'T STINK
 Because the beats so funky like a big fat monkey
 and it tastes so good like an almond joy
 cuz I'm big and bad, mean and bold and my name is MARKIE D and I'm a FAT BOY
 fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 The fat boys are back
 fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 the fat boys are back (do you lie to the fat boys?)
 cool rock is my name
 food is my game
 got style, got class, I'm still the same
 I set my goal to having fun, and when it comes to eatin', I'm #1
 for lunch my menu is kind of large
 5 hamburgers
 3 shish kababs
 2 large cokes
 1 slice of cake
 and I'll eat it all down in just one take
 an Ice cream sundae with all the the trimmings
 yellin' fo more cus thats JUST THE BEGINNING
 so let the food scatter
 my teeth will chatter
 I'll eat ANYTHING on a soul food platter
 and if I get fatter
 IT WILL JUST GET BETTER
 (but don't follow me if I climb on a ladder)
 so let it be known
 that I'm kickin it LOUD
 I'm an eating machine of '85
 fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 The fat boys are back
 fat boys are back
 And you know they can never be whack
 the fat boys are back
 So, DJ Doc, the ox that rocks
 but known to you
 as the human beat box
 says you're ready and willing
 to rock the place
 move yo body
 and big fat face
 That Tops the charts
 And you will not stop
 cuz you're the one and only DJ Doc
 says you can rock
 and yo in tha place
 PLEASE HOME BOY DROP ALL THE BASS!
 fat
 fat
 do you lie to the fat boys
 fat boys are back
 and you know they can never be whack