Human Beat Box (Re-Recorded / Remastered)

In Jail
 In jail
 Unh-unh
 Unh-unh
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 Now there was just one day
 That I will never forget
 I got jailed for something that
 I'll always regret
 It was twelve o'clock, midnight
 And I wanted a snack
 So I headed downstairs
 Thought the fridge was packed
 But when I opened the door
 What did I see?
 The back of the fridge staring right at me
 I thought to myself
 I could almost die
 Then an image appeared
 A pizza pie
 So I put on Adidas
 Headed out the door
 As I pictured myself
 Eating more and more
 But the store was closed
 I busted into a rage
 So I went to the crib
 And got my twelve-gauge
 Ran back to the shop
 Busted won the door
 And all I saw
 Was pizza galore
 So I stuffed my face
 I couldn't even walk
 I couldn't laugh, smile
 Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk
 So I fell asleep with my face in my plate
 And the next thing you know
 I was headed upstate
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 Well, Kool Rock is my name
 Last part is "ski"
 And I have the worst
 Case of my M.C
 But listen to the story
 Cause it's kind of strange
 When I had this sort of hunger pain
 Walking down the strreet
 With the bass of my box
 With my stomach growling
 Like a hungry fox
 When I saw this scene
 Or was it a dream?
 A big restaurant sign
 Called Burger King
 So I went inside
 Started stuffing my face
 Didn't even think
 About the things I ate
 But when the bill came up
 Boy, was I shocked
 I said, "I don't pay for nothing
 I'm the King of the Slops!"
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 In jail, in jail, without no bail
 In jail, we're in jail because we failed
 But when our time is through
 We'll rock you and you
 We turn parties out
 Make you scream and shout
 We're not demanding
 Or very outstanding
 We got something unique
 And in the middle he's standing
 On the microphone
 He rocks and shocks
 Homeboys and girls
 It's the Human Beat Box
 Break
 Now I'm sitting here alone
 Looking at the wall
 Just thinking about
 How I took the fall
 I thought I was cool
 I thought I was slick
 And now Im writing
 Letters of being homesick
 I lost my freedom
 When I heard the door slammer
 And now I'm breaking rocks
 With a big, heavy hammer
 I used to drive the streets
 With my big car
 And now I look and all
 I see are bars
 I jail
 Everyone's the same
 You only survive
 If you play the game
 You don't have guns
 And now you remember
 You're your momma's son
 You made her cry
 And stay up all night
 Coming home high
 Just leaving a fight
 You always made her feel
 That you were better
 But now you're a little boy
 Just waiting for a letter