The Best Man

You're the best man
 For miles around
 The best in six counties
 You're Jesse James come back to life
 You're captain of the Mounties
 You're all they say
 You're just that good
 And a righteous kind of bad
 You're the best man
 I never had
 You're the best man I never had
 You got a easy way with a searching look
 That makes my secrets tingle
 It puts my emotions into play
 I want our love to mingle
 If you would only want me, too
 Oh, I would be so glad
 You're the best man I never had
 You're the best man I never had
 Oh, sweetheart
 It's too unfair
 To make me wait forever
 When I know you care
 But so slow you care
 I used to have a crush on a TV star
 Till he got into movies
 Once I went out with a guy with a van
 That belonged to the flaming groupies
 But he ran off with the burger queen
 And I was oh so mad
 But you're the best man I never had
 You're the best man I never had
 You're the best man I never had
 I never had