Everybody's Girl

And now, sizzling Shelby Stevens!
 A long time ago
 A lady whose name was Carmen
 Drove a man wild
 Until he was out of control
 I truly believe
 That I am a modern day Carmen
 In spite of the fact
 I do not habla Español
 That girl was exactly like me
 We share this philosophy
 Ole, I say
 I'm not the type who's ready
 For datin' someone steady
 I'm everybody's girl
 On Sunday night, it's Danny
 On Monday, maybe Manny
 I'm everybody's girl
 There's a point to my behavior
 Which is
 Smart girls always share their riches
 So, if your heart succumbs, don't let it
 You're certain to regret it
 All others, come and get it
 I'm everybody's girl
 I could never be a cowhand's girl
 La-la-la-la-la-la
 And you wanna know why?
 (Why?)
 I just can't keep my calves together
 I'm everybody's girl
 Some old Greek called Aristotle
 Said it
 "If you got it, why not spread it?"
 So don't go rattling any sabres
 Exerting any labors
 Just share me with the neighbors
 I'm everybody's girl
 In case your passion rages
 I'm in the yellow pages
 I'm... oh, girl
 You won't be disappointed
 I'm also double-jointed
 I'm everybody's girl
 Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
 I'm a person
 Needs disbursin'
 And so to reaffirm my status
 It's absolutely gratis
 To use my apparatus
 I'm everybody's girl
 Men and me are like pianos
 When they get upright, I feel grand!
 Everybody's girl!