In Walks Barbarella

Heard you got detention three times this week
 Playing with the bad kids down by the creek
 When I was your age, oh I, did the same
 I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Weaponized Funk
 In walks Barberella, set to stun
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Gamma ray gun
 Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
 Let me back up 2
 0 years or so
 Before I met your mama
 I was livin' on the road
 I met a belle from the astral planes
 Hopped in my 710
 I was never quite the same
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Weaponized Funk
 In walks Barberella, set to stun
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Gamma ray gun
 Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
 One last word to the wise
 While we got time to kill
 If the X-rays don't get ya
 Then the heartbreak surely will
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 When it was over, all I had to show
 Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose
 From east of Needles to eternity
 Space truckin, son, ain't what it used to be
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Weaponized Funk
 In walks Barberella, set to stun
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Gamma ray gun
 Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Weaponized Funk
 In walks Barberella, set to stun
 Defcon! Tractor beams!
 Gamma ray gun
 Straight out the mothership!