Book of Bad Decisions

One road lead to the east
 Another to the west
 In a fit of desperation
 In the dark I sought redress
 As the clouds began to gather
 Oh I wailed like a newborn babe
 Newborn babe
 And opened the book
 Of bad decisions I have made
 I have made
 I walked in the station
 All covered in blood
 The watchman came out
 "You can't be here, son"
 So I threw down my suitcase
 Oh I wailed like a newborn babe
 Newborn babe
 And wrote another chapter
 Of bad decisions I have made
 I have made
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 I saw Ma Bell
 Looking lonesome in her time
 I picked up her receiver
 And dropped a dime
 When I heard you answer
 Oh I wailed like a newborn babe
 Newborn babe
 And read the dedication
 From the book of bad decisions I have made
 I have made