How to Shake Hands

Are you cool?
 Well I'm cool
 Is everybody cool?
 Well let's get hot
 Grass roots
 All across this great nation
 And I am truly humbled
 And gratefully accept the nomination
 I'm gonna be President
 Of the United States
 First Tuesday in November
 Mark it down, and save the date
 Live music in the White House
 Strictly B.Y.O.B
 The public wanna get down
 It is our collective destiny
 I'm gonna kiss all the babies
 Maybe kiss their Mamas too
 I don't need the secret service
 I know how to work a room
 I'm gonna be President
 Of the United States
 I was born to be President
 Of these United States
 On the day I was born
 All the nurses and doctors
 "Take that boy out his crib
 And put him in the Executive Office."
 First thing that I'm gonna do is disclose all those U.F.O.s
 Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill
 And Bill Hick on a five note
 Hot damn! The democratic process!
 What a time to be alive!
 Oh, I'm ready
 To give the people what they want
 And what they want is straight talk
 And no jive
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 We have exit polls coming in -
 Rhode Island and American Samoa
 We have more results coming in
 From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas
 Breaking news - Happening right now
 I believe we're ready to call it
 Do you want us to call it?
 I believe - We have a winner
 Thank you very much
 I couldn't have done it
 I couldn't have done it without you
 Drinks on me!
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 First thing that I'm gonna do is go for a ride on a U.F.O
 Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill
 And Bill Hick on a five note
 Hot damn! The democratic process!
 What a time to be alive!
 Oh, I'm ready
 To give the people what they want
 And what they want is straight talk
 And no jive