Ghoul Wrangler

I hear a ruckus in the back
 Tall shadows on the wall
 Mabel, won't you wake up
 We got lawyers in the barn
 Yes we do, all the rumors
 They're all true
 Don't worry, baby, I know what to do
 Many years ago there was a case of legalese
 Thankfully my granddad
 Handed down those ancient ways
 Yes he did (folk magic) the real deal
 Folk magic, hot off the grill
 Woo! Ghoul wrangler, shut 'em down
 Ghoul wrangler, shut 'em down
 Licensed and bonded
 I should get a business card
 Certified
 Ghoul wrangler
 I sneak up to the coop and
 See them chewing on the bones
 Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones
 Yes they were
 Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
 Diabolical to say the least
 At the sight of me
 They bare their flashing yellow claws
 Bits of old, poor Chester
 White falling from their mouths
 Yes they were, hackles rose, air grew chill
 Folk magic, hot off the grill
 Woo! Ghoul wrangler,shut 'em down
 Ghoul wrangler, shut 'em down
 Licensed and bonded
 I should get a business card
 Certified
 Ghoul wrangler
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 Thirteen bloody litigators
 Feasting on the hog
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 My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
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 Twelve of them dispatched and
 Now there's one more left to go
 I track his penny-loafers
 Through the freshly fallen snow
 Yes I did
 I find him in the old stockyard
 We got different laws down on the farm
 Woo! Ghoul wrangler, shut 'em down
 Ghoul wrangler, shut 'em down
 Licensed and bonded
 I should get a business card
 Big time
 Ghoul wrangler
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 Thirteen bloody litigators
 Feasting on the hog
 ♪
 My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
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 Thirteen bloody litigators
 Feasting on the hog
 ♪
 My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn