What Did I Ever See In Him?

Eight years
 Eight years
 That's how long I've wasted on him
 That's all
 I'm through
 Albert, dear
 To put it sweetly
 To hell with you
 What did I ever see in him?
 How did I ever get involved that way?
 Now that it's over I can smile and say
 What did I ever see in him?
 Boy, I was way out on a limb
 Now that my feet are on the ground again
 Now that my senses have been found again
 What did I ever see in him?
 Is he tender? No, he's not
 Is he thoughtful? No, he's not
 Am I crazy? What's he got
 That I found so damned appealing?
 What did he ever do for me?
 Well, to be honest, he was sometimes nice
 But still it wasn't worth that awful price
 It was rough from the start
 Broken dates, broken nails
 Broken heart
 How did I ever?
 Why did I ever?
 What did I ever?
 Do we need them? No, we don't
 Do we want them? No, we don't
 Will we leave them? No, we won't
 Tell me, what did I say that for?
 What did we ever see in them?
 How could we ever think that they were nice?
 Take it from us, we paid an awful price
 It was rough from the start
 Broken dates, broken nails
 Broken heart
 What did I ever see in him?