Class

Ah, Velma
 Things ain't the way they used to be
 They sure ain't, Mama
 They sure ain't
 Whatever happened to fair dealing
 And pure ethics
 And nice manners?
 Why is it everyone now
 Is a pain in the ass?
 Whatever happened to class? (Class)
 Whatever happened to "Please, may I?"
 And "Yes, thank you"
 And "How charming"
 Now every son of a bitch
 Is a snake in the grass
 Whatever happened to class?
 Class
 Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
 There ain't no ladies now
 There's only pigs and whores
 And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass
 Nobody's got no class
 Whatever happened to old values?
 And fine morals?
 And good breeding?
 Now no one even says "Oops"
 When they're passing their gas!
 Whatever happened to class?
 Class
 Oh, there ain't no gentlemen who's fit for any use
 And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
 And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass (and even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass)
 Nobody's got no class
 All you read about today is rape and theft
 Jesus Christ!
 Ain't there no decency left?
 Nobody's got no class
 Everybody you watch
 'S got his brains in his crotch
 Holy crap (holy crap)
 What a shame (what a shame)
 What became of class?