My Own Best Friend

And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly
 Sing a song of unrelenting determination
 And unmitigated ego
 One thing I know
 And I've always known (and I've always known)
 I am my own (I am my own)
 Best friend
 Baby's alive (Oh, baby's alive)
 But baby's alone (but baby's alone)
 And baby's her own (and baby's her own)
 Best friend
 Many's the guy who told me he cares
 But they were scratchin' my back
 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs
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 And trustin' to luck (and trustin' to luck)
 That's only for fools (that's only for fools)
 I play in a game (I play in a game)
 Where I make the rules (where I make the rules)
 And rule number one
 From here to the end
 Is: I am my own best friend
 Three musketeers (ah)
 Who never say die (who never say die)
 Are standing here this minute
 Me! (Me)
 Myself! (Myself)
 And I (and I)
 And I
 If life is a school (ah)
 I'll pass every test
 If life is a game, ha ha ha
 I'll play it the best
 'Cause I won't give in
 And I'll never bend
 And I am my own
 Best friend!