Vacation

Oh, Prudie
 Yes, honey
 Let's not go back to work today
 Oh, but we got things to do back here -
 Oh, no, no, Prudie
 I hate it when you do that
 Let's close up the Double Cupp
 But Uncle Bob's out there waiting for his pie!
 Well, Uncle Bob can get his own pie
 He knows where it is
 And he knows what it is
 Yeah, but I
 Yeah?
 Oh, I
 Yeah?
 Ooh, I
 Yeah?
 I need a vacation
 Like nobody's business
 Oh, I need a vacation
 From more of the same old thing
 If I could only do something different
 Somewhere else
 Oh, what a joy, a mighty joy
 That would bring, mm-hmm
 Now my dogs are plum wore out
 The back of my neck is like a cable
 Nice big bruises turning saffron
 From where I slammed into that table
 You know I can't pour a coffee straight (Coffee straight)
 The next thing you know I'll be droppin' a plate
 There's no one space I like (No)
 I'm disaster ready to strike
 Oh, I need a vacation (I need a vacation)
 Like nobody's business (Just like nobody's business)
 I need a vacation (I need a vacation)
 No more of the same old thing (No more of the same old thing)
 If I could only (Ooh, if I could only)
 Do something different, somewhere else (Do something different, somewhere else)
 Oh, what a joy, a mighty joy that would bring (Ooh)
 Oh, if I could only do something different
 Somewhere else
 Oh, what a joy, a mighty joy that would bring
 Yeah, I said bring