Tips

Tips
 Just leave me the tip
 Don't want no lip
 Just a big fat tip
 Well you may be good-looking and have lots of charm
 And I feel hot and sexy when you touch my arm
 But I'm warning you now
 I turn from hot to cold quick
 If when you're finished at the table
 You haven't left this chick
 A tip
 I'm talking cold cash
 I want a tip
 Now don't you give me no sh-
 It better be a real big tip
 Give it to me quick
 Or drop in a dish
 Slip it in my pocket, I won't mind that a bit
 Leave it on the table, I know just where you sit
 Don't you bother coming back if you haven't left a tip (Yeah)
 Tip (I leave a tip. Yeah, I leave a tip, yeah)
 Tip
 'Cause I'm all day on my feet
 I need a tip
 Oh, yeah
 When you leave a 20 percent tip
 You always buy me sweets but leave a
 Tip
 Oh, thank you for that scarf you brought me from your trip
 Your grandma's peach preserves just made me smack my lips
 I flip for the tickets to see Gladys and the Pips
 But there's one thing I like better than gifts
 Tips
 Oh they tip me
 Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tips
 Put your hand in your pocket and find my tip
 (I'll slip my tip in your pocket) Oh, yeah
 Give it to me quick
 Or drop in a dish
 Slip it in my pocket, I won't mind that a bit
 Leave it on the table, I know just where you sit
 Don't you bother coming back if you haven't left a tip
 Tip (Yeah, I leave a tip, yeah, I leave a tip)
 Hey, hey, hey
 Now don't you want a nice big piece of pie?
 Oh, how 'bout that double cup of coffee?
 Now wait a minute
 Isn't this your hat?
 Well, where's my tip?
 I said my tip
 I'm talkin' about tips
 A nice big tip
 I need a tip
 Tip, tip