Anytime Anyplace Anywhere

The tequila sun is rising
 and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
 Put the Binatone on snooze
 open up some special brews
 and start drinking
 to the biggest mess in town
 screw your head on upside down
 drink yourself in to the ground
 The bottles by the sink
 they're softest fucking drinks
 from the market
 Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
 and the wagon's rolling on
 and I'm on it
 There's no such thing as Dr Seuss
 Vodka and tomato juice
 Disneyland or dipsomania
 pick a flavor
 Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
 there's a wonderful world
 you can share
 Try agoraphobic, schizophrenic,
 paranoid attacks of panic
 Or epileptic fits of laughter
 twenty five million mornings after
 There's no such thing as Dr Seuss
 Vodka and tomato juice
 Disneyland or dipsomania
 name your poison
 pick a flavor
 Moonshine, firewater
 Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker
 Southern Comfort, Mother's Ruin
 happy hours of homeless brewing
 Galloways sore-throat expectorant
 after-shave and disinfectant
 Parazone and fairy liquid
 if it's in a glass
 you'll drink it
 Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
 there's a wonderful world you can share
 Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
 there's a wonderful world you can share