Four Wheel Drive

We was screamin' through the valley where the Nishnabotna flows
 Through the mud and crud and cornfields where the marijuana grows
 'Cross the railroad tracks at Persia, down the hills and up the dale
 Had a CJ5 with a four-wheel drive and Smokey on my tail
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 Well, he picked me up at exit 12, on the I-680 ramp
 I was doin' 67 per when I rumbled through his trap
 He commenced to whirl his flashin' lights, and he made his siren wail
 I slipped on down to four-wheel drive with Smokey on my tail
 Now I got racin' stripes and dual pipes and Smokey's got a Ford
 Got a mill with a four-pot carb, you know, but Smokey's stroked and bored
 Well, the chase was on, but I had the edge with a rig that'll never fail
 Got a CJ5 with a four-wheel drive and Smokey on my tail
 Yeah, he was
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 Well, I dropped on down to granny low, and I made a hard right turn
 My big ol' fat Commando tires went slashin' through the corn
 Well, the tassels blew, and the kernels flew, and it looked like yellow hail
 Just cookin' alive in a four-wheel drive with Smokey on my tail
 Well, we went screamin' through the valley where the Nishnabotna flows
 Through the mud and crud and cornfields where the marijuana grows
 'Cross the railroad tracks at Persia, up the hills and down the dale
 My CJ5 with four-wheel drive and Smokey on my tail
 Look out, now, here he come
 Oh, we gonna get it on now
 Don't hit that fella with the banjo
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 We're gonna swim this here creek now, Smokey
 Yard wide and a foot deep
 Nishnabotna river, they call it
 Might have to winch out
 Gonna do a wheelie on that there gopher mound now, Smokey
 Can you dig it, Smokey?
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 Got four on the floor and four in the air on that one, didn't we?
 Goodness gracious
 'Bout to bust my shocks
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 Well, that Jeep of mine made Smokey whine, his rig was made of lead
 He was mired in 14 feet of mud, so he radioed ahead
 I pulled up onto the blacktop, went crashin' on through the rail
 Sakes alive, I had 25 more, Smokey's on my tail
 Now I had racin' stripes and dual pipes and Smokey had a Ford
 Had a mill with a four-pot carb, you know, but Smokey's stroked and bored
 Well, the race was on, but I had the edge with a rig that'll never fail
 Got a CJ5 with a four-wheel drive settin' out back of the jail