Around The World With A Rubber Duck

Breaker, one-nine
 This here's the Duck again
 You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon?
 Ah, negatory, Pig Pen
 There ain't no way ou
 'Cept for that one Atlantic Ocean
 Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha
 And get over here in a short
 'Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem!
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 Bears to the left, bears to the right
 We didn't have no place to go
 They had us backed up clean to the shore
 And them cab-over Petes don't float
 I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a good idea!
 Them Friends a' Jesus gonna save us!
 "So praise the Lord and Mister Ford,
 And follow that mikker-bus, ten-four!
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 Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks
 Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck
 Yo ho ho, and a lots a' luck
 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky!
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 Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales
 Sank about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
 I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't have no faith
 "They definitely gone ten-seven."
 By the time we got into that Piccadilly Town
 'Bout half of 'em was lost at sea
 I says, "Break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three"
 What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC
 I say, Fabersham
 Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another bloody Con-voy!
 Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks
 Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck
 Yo-ho-ho, and a lots a' luck
 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky!
 Good heavens!
 Look at them all!
 Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them
 Good show, actually
 Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish!
 Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on glass
 And stormed the beach about dawn
 I says, "Grab your shifters and punch thirteen"
 "We all goin' truckin' on the Autobahn
 "Now, Pig Pen, this here's the ultimate slab
 "'Cause there goes a Mercedes truck."
 He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel Machine
 "Ya just blew the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?"
 Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck!
 Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall
 But the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels
 You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck!
 We gonna see you around
 We gone!
 Auf Wiedersehen!
 Well, we stopped for a coffee in West Berlin
 Dumb, dumb, dumb
 This is the British
 Had hundred-mile tea
 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
 I says, "Pig Pen, from here on
 It's wall-to-wall bears"
 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
 Says, "Bash the Wall, we gonna see"
 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
 Well, them big red bears
 Must'a been in the bush
 Dumb, dumb, dumb
 This is 'cause we didn't see a one all day
 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
 So we raked up the leaves
 And we shook out the tree
 Dumb, dumb, dumb
 This is 'til they finally had something to say
 Dumb, dumb, dumb
 You got it
 Comrade Duck, you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!
 Well, we shot them rigs
 Through Salt Mine City
 Dumb, dumb
 With a hammer and a sickle on down
 Dumb, dumb
 Then we hit the fan
 Through the Sea of Japan
 Dumb, dumb
 Tooled into Transistor Town
 Dumb, dumb
 I says, "Pig Pen, this here must be the place
 Dumb, dumb
 'Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks
 Dumb, dumb
 He says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB land
 Dumb, dumb
 'Cause my channel knob just went crick
 Dumb, dumb"
 Ah so, Lubba Duck
 You have a nice day today
 Betta day tomollow
 We catch you on frip-frop!
 This one Kamikaze Ozzie
 We gone
 Sayonara!
 Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks
 Gonna take a bath with a Lubba Duck
 Yo-ho-ho, and a rots a' ruck
 'Round the world with a Lubba Ducky!
 Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen
 What's your twenty?
 Australia?
 Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there
 But Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears
 What's that?
 No double-nickel limit?
 We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen
 This here's the Rubber Duck
 Ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt
 Used 'ta do it to it
 We gone!
 'Bye-'bye!