Gaston (Reprise)

Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
 Crazy old Maurice
 LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
 A dangerous pastime
 I know
 But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
 And his sanity's only "so-so"
 Now the wheels in my head have been turning
 Since I looked at that loony, old man
 See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
 And right now I'm evolving a plan
 If I
 Yes?
 Then we
 No! Would she
 Guess!
 Now I get it!
 Let's go!
 No one plots like Gaston
 Takes cheap shots like Gaston
 Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
 Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
 As down to the depths you descend
 I won't even be mildly remorseful
 Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
 Who has brains like Gaston?
 Entertains like Gaston?
 Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
 And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
 My what a guy
 Gaston!