Just Did a Bad Thing

I just did a bad thing
 I regret the thing I did
 And you're wondering what it is
 Tell you what I did
 I did a bad thing
 I'm having a bad day
 It's turning into a bad year
 All the things I'm supposed to do
 And the places I'm supposed to go
 Are canceled
 
 Hey, what's the name of this game?
 How do you play it?
 And how long does it take?
 How many times is the game going to change?
 Hey, help me out of this place
 Out into the real world
 Where maybe things can go my way
 Oh, everything goes my way
 Oh, everyone knows my name
 Having a bad dream
 I wonder what this bad dream means
 I wonder if I'm sad
 I wonder if I'm glad
 If I'm just having a sad, glad dream
 It's a sad, bad, and bad, glad dream
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 And I won't get mad about the dream
 If you promise to believe in me
 It's a sad, bad and mad, glad scheme
 It's the best scheme I have
 And that's bad enough for me
 And I won't get sad if you don't
 Seize how mad, glad my schemes can be
 Just did a bad thing
 I've ruined everything
 And I've let the things I ruined ruin me
 Hey, what's the name of this game?
 How do you play it?
 And how long should it take? (a-oh)
 How many times is the game supposed to change? (uh)
 Hey, get me out of this place
 Out into the real world
 Where maybe things can go my way
 Oh, everything goes my way
 Oh, everything goes astray
 Just did a strange thing
 Now everything's pink