I'm Best Friends With My Own Front Door

I'm best friends with my own front door
 I just closed it, but it's opening more
 Then the cops came and they sent me to jail
 But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again
 I'm the postman and I've got cool clothes
 I'm the neighbours and I'm wearing cool shoes
 And I'm dreaming of a brand-new world
 And I'm hoping that it comes real soon
 But I saw a sign, I saw the sign
 It's a bad, bad sign
 Said, "It's not gonna happen
 And it's not what it seems
 You're not gonna make it
 And it's not meant to be"
 Then I just climbed a huge mountain
 But everyone told me I couldn't do it
 And I feel real nice
 'Cause I got lots of money in my bank account
 And I walk down the street
 People throw things at me
 Like breakfast
 And strength tests
 (Oh, this is cool)
 How much can I bench press?
 (Oh, I'm very strong)
 Time to win some awards
 I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
 I'm gonna open to page one
 And then skip ahead to page two
 'Cause I'm hungry and scared
 And I can't find the truth, so I'm leaving, oh there's my balloon
 Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
 I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
 And they changed all the rules and I wrote them all again
 That's how the game begins
 Ooh, that's how I get home again