Hello Sexy Pants

Hello, hello
 Sexy pants
 Hello, hello, hello
 Sexy pants
 Where'd you get those pants
 Where'd you get those pants
 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
 I wanna know why it hurts so bad
 Hello sexy pants
 Did ya know that I like your pants
 I'd like to take a walk with you
 Through the hills of France
 And it's easy as 1, 2
 It's a 1, 2 dance
 You can make a wish come true
 In your 1, 2 pants
 But down in Congress
 All the boys get mad
 Hello let's be friends
 Take a friendly chance
 And go all around the world
 In a friendly stance
 Then go to Pyongyang
 And shake some hands
 Every day
 It's such a lovely day
 To wake up in the morning
 And everywhere
 Somebody lonely is still feeling blue
 At the clothing store
 Nobody tells you
 The whole world is changing
 At the grocery store
 Someone will tell you
 What changed is you
 Hello sexy lamp
 "Oh, that's a sexy lamp."
 You can light up the whole darn sky
 At 2 a.m.
 Way down in Congress
 The lights go black
 Simon says,
 "I can't remember anything
 I've been doing or anything I remember."
 I don't care
 As long as we find out
 What we're supposed to do
 Hello, Simon Says
 Let me sign your checks