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Mom, this letter is a quick one
 Cause I'm working day and night now
 If things keep going well, I'll be the female Calvin Klein
 Dean's being a smashing friend, mom
 ducing me to buyers
 People find my hats outrageous
 Which, in New York, means they're fine
 Now I never hear from Sheldon
 But I read what he is up to
 He's working on a musical
 About as a boy
 Mom I've never seen a drink here
 That isn't full of ice cubes
 And I've never met a waiter here
 who doesn't say "enjoy"
 I have met a married man, mom
 And I don't go up the deep end
 It's just a bit of non sense
 Oh, I've made that very clear
 He's got four lovely children
 Well, I've only seen their pictures
 I never really miss him
 But I like it when he's here
 I know you won't approve, mom
 I feel I must have someone
 I know if dad could see me...