Free Coffee - Live at BOA City Center, Providence, RI - September 2008

Called in sick one day
 Stepped out my front door
 Squinted up at the sky
 And strapped on my backpack
 Got into a van
 And when I returned I had
 Ex-wives and children
 Boxes of photographs
 And they gave me some food
 And they didn't charge me
 And they gave me some coffee
 But they didn't charge me
 And when I was broke, I needed it more
 But now that I'm rich, they give me coffee
 Eating an ice-cream cone
 Texting with my thumbs
 Flippin' off the asshole
 Who pulled into my lane
 Life could be longer than it's often cracked up to be
 We get new cells every seven years
 I feel seven today
 It's a good day to die again
 Now they save me my place
 Over there in the corner
 And I never get tickets
 Yeah, I only get warnings
 But when I was broke I needed it more
 And now that I'm rich I get free coffee