Effington - Live at Palladium Ballroom, Dallas, TX - October 2008

If there's a God, he's laughing at us
 And our football team
 Effington could be a wonderful effing place
 I can see it from the highway
 And I'm wondering
 Are they effing in their yards, effing in their cars
 Effing in their trailers in the back roads
 And the parking lots
 Of Effington
 Making my way to Normal, Illinois
 Maybe I should ditch this little white rental
 On the interstate
 And start a new effing life
 In Effington
 I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
 Or I could just keep on movin' on, movin' on, movin' on, movin' on
 Not stop 'til I get to Normal
 I want to live in Effington
 I want to die there too
 Please bury me in Effington
 In Effington, in Effington, oh
 I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
 And the soundtrack to it sounds like this:
 (Dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah daaaah)
 I want to live in Effington
 I want to die there too
 Please bury me in Effington
 In Effington, in Effington, oh
 If there's a God, he's laughing at us
 And our football team
 And then the people who live in Normal
 Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effington
 That's what normal people do
 Do normal people do it too, normal people do it too,
 Normal people do it, people do it, people do it . . .
 Hey, hey
 Yee haw!
 I want to live in Effington
 I want to die there too
 Please bury me in Effington
 In Effington, in Effington
 In Effington, in Effington . . .