I Know a Girl

Hello Suckers
 Welcome back
 Roxie's in there being looked over by the state medical examiner
 Says she's gonna have a baby
 Now why didn't I think of that?
 Can you imagine
 I mean can you imagine
 
 Do you believe it
 I mean do you believe it
 
 I know a girl
 A girl who lands on top
 You could put her face into a pale of slop
 And she'd come up smelling
 like a rose
 How she does it?
 Heaven knows
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 I know a girl
 A girl with so much luck
 She could get run over by a
 two ton truck
 And brush herself off
 And walk away
 How she does it?
 Couldn't say
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 Whilst I
 On the other hand
 Put my face in a pale of slop
 And I will smell like a pale of slop
 I on ther other hand
 Get run over by a truck
 And I am deader than a duck
 I know a girl who tells so many lies
 Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
 But what that mouse is sellin'
 The whole world buys
 And nobody smells a RAT!
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 Can you imagine
 I mean can you imagine?
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 Do you believe it?
 I mean do you believe it?