I Can't Do It Alone (Reprise)

Announcer (Spoken)
 Ladies And Gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly In An Act Of Desperation.
 Velma (Sings)
 My Sister And I Had An Act That Couldn't Flop.
 My Sister And I Were Headed Straight For The Top.
 My Sister And I Earned A Though A Week, At Least, Oh Yeah!
 But My Sister Is Now, Unfortunately, Deceased.
 I Know It's Sad Of Course, But A Fact, Is Still A Fact!
 And Now All That Remains, Is The Remains, Of A Perfect-Double-Act!
 Velma (Spoken)
 Watch This!
 We Have To Imagine It With Two People-It's Swell With Two People!
 Velma (Sings)
 First I'd...
 Then She'd...
 Then We'd...
 But I Can't Do It Alone!
 Then She'd...
 Then I'd...
 Then We'd...
 But I Can't Do It Alone!
 She'd Say, What's Your Sister Like?
 I'd Say, Men!
 She'd Say, You're The Cat's Meow!
 And We'd Wow The Crowd Again!
 When She'd Go...
 I'd Go...
 We'd Go...
 Then Those Ding-Dong Daddies Started A Roar, Whistled,
 Stomped, Banged On The Floor, Yelling, Screaming, Begging For
 Moooooore...!
 And We'd Say, Ok, Fellas,
 Keep Your Socks Up-'Cause You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!
 But I Simply Cannot Do It... Aaaloooooone...!
 Velma (Spoken)
 So What Do You Think, Huh? Come On... You Can Say.
 Roxie (Spits Her Tongue At Her)
 Prrrt...!
 Velma (Spoken)
 I Know, You're Right, The First Part's Shit.
 But The Second Part? The Second Part Is Really Nifty!
 Ok!
 Velma (Sings)
 She'd Go...
 I'd Go...
 We'd Go...
 And Then Those Two-Bit Johnnys Did It Up Brown, To Cheer T