One Week

It's been one week since you looked at me
 Cocked your head to one side and said I'm angry
 Five days since you laughed at me
 Saying get that together, come back and see me
 Three days since the living room
 I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
 Yesterday you'd forgiven me
 But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink as I make you stop think
 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
 I summon fish to the dish although
 I like the chalet suisse and I like
 The sushi 'cause It's never touched a frying pan
 Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes, big like Leanne Rimes
 Because I'm all about value
 Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits you try to match wits you
 Try to hold me, but I bust through
 Gonna make a break and take a fake
 I'd like a stinking aching shake, I like vanilla
 It's the finest of the flavours gotta see the show cause then
 You'll know the vertigo is gonna
 Grow 'cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
 Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 Can't understand what I mean, well you soon will
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 I have a history of taking off my shirt
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
 Five days since you tackled me
 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
 It's been three days since the afternoon
 You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
 Yesterday you'd forgiven me
 And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
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 Chickity china, the chinese chicken
 You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking
 Watching X-files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
 I hope the smoking man's in this one
 Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
 Like sting, I'm tantric
 Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
 Like Kurasawa I make mad films
 Okay, I don't make films
 But if I did, they'd have a samurai
 Gonna get a set of better clubs
 Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
 Irons aren't always flying off the back swing
 Gotta get in tune with sailor mo on
 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
 That make me think the wrong thing
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
 Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 Can't understand what I mean, you soon will
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 I have a history of losing my shirt
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
 Five days since I laughed at you
 And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
 Three days since the living room
 We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
 Yesterday, you just smiled at me
 'Cause It'll be a still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
 It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
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 It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
 Birchmount stadium, home of the Robbie