You're From Texas

Well pardon me stranger, I hope there's no danger
 You'll think I'm getting off of my range
 Well but I calculate (what's that Jason?) that you're from my state
 And though you may think it's strange
 Well I allow as how you're from Texas (oh, yes sir!)
 You talk a lingo that I understand
 And I'll bet my kale that you hail from Texas (Austin, Texas Jason)
 'Cause there's no mistaking the brand
 You've got a smile like an acre of sunflowers
 And your eyes are a blue bonnet blue (oh!)
 Oh shake hands it's grand that you're from Texas (here we go)
 'Cause I'm from Texas too (yes you are!)
 All the way from New Braunfels, Texas
 John Michael!
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 Right here, now, Jason
 Well pardon me stranger, I hope there's no danger
 You'll think I'm getting off of my range
 Oh but I calculate (tell me, boss) that you're from my state (right!)
 And though...
 Well I allow as how you're from Texas
 You talk a lingo that I understand
 I'll bet my kale that you hail from Lampasas, Texas (you'd be right)
 'Cause there's no mistaking, no mistaking the sound
 You've got a smile like an acre of sunflowers
 And your eyes are a blue bonnet blue
 Oh shake hands it's grand that you're from Texas (here we go)
 'Cause I'm from Texas too (yes you are!)