Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

One night Farmer Brown was taking the air
 Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care
 Into the henhouse something stirred
 When he hollered "Who's there?"
 This is what he heard
 There ain't nobody here but us chickens
 Ain't nobody here at all
 So quiet yourself, stop all that fuss
 There ain't nobody here but us
 Hey, kindly point that gun the other way
 And hobble, hobble, hobble off and hit the hay
 'Cause there ain't nobody here but us chickens
 Ain't nobody here at all
 You stompin' around, and shakin' the ground
 You're kickin' up an awful dust
 We chickens tryin' to sleep and you butt in
 And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, with your chin
 'Cause tomorrow is a busy day
 We got things to do, we got eggs to lay
 Ground to dig and worms to scratch
 It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch
 There ain't nobody here but us chickens
 Nobody at all
 So quiet yourself, stop all that fuss
 There ain't nobody here but us
 And kindly point that gun the other way
 And hobble, hobble, hobble till you hit the hay
 Well tomorrow is a busy day
 We got things to do, we got eggs to lay
 Ground to dig and worms to scratch
 It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatchAin't nobody here but us roosters
 Ain't nobody at all
 So quiet yourself and stop all that fuss
 There ain't nobody here but us
 And kindly point that gun the other way
 And hobble, hobble, hobble till the break of day.
 Hey boss man, now what you say?
 It's easy-pickin's
 Ain't nobody here but us chickens.