Not Some Old Fantasy (parody of "Rock N' Roll Fantasy" By Bad Company)

Here you come the questions -- 1, 2, 3
 Is the Bible a fantasy?
 How come you use it when all others seem to doubt?
 Can't you realize that thing is out of style?
 Yeah
 Here come the answers from my tongue
 They're marvelous stories but they happened once
 You'll find your answers if you're humble not proud
 Look yourself and get one now and read it out loud
 If you're smart, the Bible's not some old fantasy
 It's just not some impossible dream
 LEAD
 If you're smart, the Bible's not some old fantasy
 It's just not some impossible dream
 Pull down the stop signs from that wall
 And let God really get down to your soul
 The truth is so alive you can feel it now
 Read it for yourself -- who cares about the crowd?
 If you're smart, the Bible's not some old fantasy
 It's just not some impossible dream