Coffee in a Cardboard Cup

Coffee, to go!
 The trouble with the world today, it seems to me
 Is coffee in a cardboard cup
 The trouble with the affluent society
 Is coffee in a cardboard cup
 No one's ever casual, or nonchalant
 No one wastes a minute in a restaurant
 No one wants a waitress passing pleasantries
 Like, "Hiya, miss?"
 "Hiya, sir?"
 "May I take your order please"
 The trouble with the world today is plain to see
 Is everything is "Hurry up!"
 It's, "Rush it through"
 "Don't be slow"
 "BLT"
 "On rye to go"
 "And java!"
 "Cup of joe!"
 "Espresso!"
 "Cappuchino!"
 "Black coffee"
 "In a cardboard cup"
 The trouble with the helter skelter life we lead
 Is coffee in a cardboard (doo-wah, doo-wah, doo-wah, doo-wah)
 The trouble the psychologists have all agreed
 Is coffee in a - board (wah, wah, wah, wah)
 Tell me what could possibly be drearier
 Than seaboard from the Belnord cafeteria
 Seems to me a gentleman would much prefer
 An "Afternoon, how you been? Would you like the special, sir?"
 The trouble with the world today is plain to see
 Is everything is "Hurry up!"
 There's reddy whip
 Electric shave
 Minute rice
 And microwaves
 And coffee
 I think she said, "Coffee"
 I know she said, "Coffee"
 I'm sure she said, "Coffee"
 In a cardboard cup
 The trouble with the world today beyond a doubt
 Is coffee in a cardboard, cardboard (cup, cup)
 The trouble is the way we like to take things out
 Like coffee in a cardboard, cardboard (cup, cup)
 No one knows the meaning of utopia
 Is dining at your corner cornucopia
 Seems to me we wouldn't be such nervous wrecks
 With, "Hello there, be right back, would you care for separate checks?"
 The trouble with the world today is plain, is plain to see
 Is everything is "Hurry up!" (Everything is "Hurry up!")
 It's all become Loony Toons with sugar packs, and plastic spoons
 And coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
 Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
 Coffee in a cardboard (cup!)
 Hot! Black! Rich! Steamy! Strong! Fast! Sweet! Creamy! Yum!
 Oh, I gotta pee
 (Ohh...)
 Hurry up!