Cabaret

I used to have a girlfriend known as 'Elsie',
 With whom I shared for sorted rooms in Chelsie.
 She wasn't what you'd call a 'Blushing Flower'.
 As a matter of fact she rented by the hour.
 The day she died the neighbors came to snicker:
 "Well that's what comes from too much pills and liquor!"
 But when I saw her laid out like a queen:
 She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen!
 I think of Elsie to this very day...
 I remember how she'd turn to me and say:.
 (Oooooooh)
 What good is sitting alone in your room?
 Come here the music
 play...
 Life is a Cabaret old chum!
 Come to the Cabaret...
 Start by admitting from cradle to tomb,
 Isn't that long a Stay!
 Life is a Cabaret old chum!
 Come to the Cabaret...
 Come taste the wine
 Come hear the band
 Come blow a hard: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
 Start celebrating...
 Your table's waiting!
 {I'm so sorry but I am unable to find these lyrics for this part of the song :(someone please find them tho}
 To wipe: Every smile away
 Life is a Cabaret old chum,
 Only a Cabaret old chum!
 And I love a:
 Cabaret!