Nothing Left To Do

I shaved my face and combed my hair
 Put on a new pair of underwear
 And sat on the porch with my Labrador
 Like a hundred other times before
 She changed her shoes and freshened up her face
 Put on some skimpy, sexy lace
 And finally made her way through the back screen door
 We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford
 And we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home
 Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum
 And then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it
 And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it, oh yeah
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 Seems like it happens every time
 We get a chance to reignite that fire
 We burn it fast and then retire
 Just before the news on Channel 5
 And we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home
 Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum
 And then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it
 And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it
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 After all these years, it can get routine
 You change the order up, or use different names
 Tryin' in the mornin', or the middle of the day
 The end results are still the same
 Oh, we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home
 Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum
 Then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it
 And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it
 Oh Lord, we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it
 And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it
 Hey honey, hand me that remote