It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow
 An' so am I
 Work day passes like molasses in wintertime
 But it's July
 I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute
 My boss just pushed me over the limit
 I'd like to call him somethin'
 I think I'll just call it a day
 Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
 Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
 It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
 It's five o'clock somewhere
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 Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
 An' half the night
 Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay
 Hey, but that's all right
 I ain't had a day off now in over a year
 Our Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here
 Hit the phones for me
 You can tell 'em I just sailed away
 An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong
 Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
 It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
 It's five o'clock somewhere
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 I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab
 An' be back to work before two
 At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder
 What would Jimmy Buffet do?
 Funny you should ask, Alan... I'd say
 Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
 Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
 It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
 Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
 Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
 It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
 (He don't care)
 I don't care
 It's five o'clock somewhere
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 What time zone am on? What country am I in?
 It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere
 It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it
 Yeah, I heard that
 You been there haven't you
 Yessir
 I seen your boat there
 I've been to Margaritaville a few times
 All right, that's good
 Stumbled all the way back
 OK, just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons
 Bring the booze, I tell you
 All right, well, it's five o'clock
 Let's go somewhere
 I'm ready, crank it up
 Let's get out of here
 I'm gone