I Don't Even Know Your Name

Well, I was sitting in Roadhouse down on Highway 41
 You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
 I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
 Of course, you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
 So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing
 But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
 I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
 I've never been too good with all those sexual game
 So, maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
 I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
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 So I ordered straight Tequila, a little courage in a shot
 And I asked you for a date, and then I asked to tie the knot
 I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
 I finally got to hug you, and you helped me to my car
 The last thing I remember I heard myself say
 I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
 I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
 I've never been too good with all those sexual game
 So, maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
 I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
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 The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding-bells
 Standing by a woman, in a long white lacy veil
 I raised the veil, and she smiled at me, without her left front tooth
 And I said "where the hell am I, and just who the hell are you?"
 She said "I was your waitress, and our last name's are now the same"
 "'Cause I'm married to you baby, and I don't even know your name"
 Yeah, I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
 I've never been to good at all those sexual games
 I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
 Hey, I'm married to a waitress, and I don't even know her name