If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

Well I guess it's just not my day
 The wind blew my morning paper away
 Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass
 From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast
 If it ain't one thing it's you
 If you've heard that I'm going crazy
 It's true
 The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
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 Well I rented that movie you hate
 But that old VCR just chewed up the tape
 Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak
 All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake
 If it ain't one thing it's you
 If you've heard that I'm going crazy
 It's true
 The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
 If it ain't one thing
 It's you
 But I never knew that I needed you so
 But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go
 If it ain't one thing oh it's you
 If you've heard that I'm going crazy
 It's true
 The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
 If it ain't one thing
 It's you
 Oh if it ain't one thing
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 It's you