Whitey

Oh they day cant begin
 Till the gard lets me in
 Then I walk for some exersise
 In less then a snap
 I complete my daily lap
 Then it's time to SOCILIZE
 I see Raidy and Ruth
 at the Information Booth
 have rigged the hearing lady
 at Ben and Jerry's Shake
 Then I go to Pet Land
 where the manager stands
 has about to be the dangorous stake
 Then I pass the tie rack
 on my way to Radioshack
 where I pretent to be a Hollywood Star
 I try to walk like John Wayne
 while singing in the rain
 and the Janitor laughs all the time!
 A little bit later,
 all the flash and the painter
 was so high I had to close my eyes
 He takes his 11: 30 crap
 Then go over to the Gap
 and try clothes on for kids my size
 You want to go to Panda Express?
 Their spicey Chicken is the best!
 Go to Instant Barrel for a medium drink
 cause their staff is really nice
 and they only use cubed ice
 which is better then chushed I THINK
 Bangle lesson nothing sees (?)
 Look for chocolate heri-ings (?)
 cuz he les me take a quich cat nap
 he says he misses his daughter
 puts my hand in warm water
 and I wake up with a WET YELLOW LAP
 Footlocker is my last stop
 where I have to go and shop
 for some clean passings couples at a nice price
 Cuz when I leave the mall,
 I 'reff' Youth League BASKETBALL
 and to look your best... never hurts
 But the greatest thing of all
 If the truth be told
 Here at the mall its never too hot or cold
 Cuz they were smart enough to make it truckin tall
 .At the mall, at the mall, AT THE MALL!
 SHA-LA-LA!