Bad Boyfriend

Why don't you pick up after your done?
 I'm not your slave
 I'm not your mother
 I'm not your maid
 I mean I've got a life too
 So fuck you!
 Why can't you be nicer to my friend?
 They're gonna be here soon
 Last time they were here
 You just sat in the bedroom
 Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
 Fuck you!
 Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
 I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
 Fuck you!
 I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately
 Fuck you!
 Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off
 Fuck you!
 I had the beer at work, for God's sake
 Fuck you!
 By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
 Fuck you!
 I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
 Why don't you ever take me to a play?
 Or a museum?
 There's an art gallery two blocks away
 And we've never been there
 We always do what you wanna do
 Fuck you!
 You didn't notice
 I got new throw pillows for the sofa
 You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue
 Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
 You take me for granted
 Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
 I always try to look my best and you should too
 Fuck you!
 Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
 You're such a jerk
 The only thing you do right is
 Tell me that you love me
 Well, I guess I love you too
 But fuck you!
 Seriously