Chanukah Song - The

Okay
 This is a song that, uh
 There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh
 Not too many Chanukah songs
 So uh
 I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs
 Here we go
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 Put on your yarmulke
 Here comes Chanukah
 So much funukkah
 To celebrate Chanukah
 Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights
 Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights!
 When you feel like the only kid in town
 Without a Christmas tree
 Here's a list of people who are Jewish
 Just like you and me
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 David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
 So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
 Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
 Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
 
 Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
 Put them together, what a fine looking Jew!
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 You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)
 Put on your yarmulke
 It's time for Chanukah
 The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
 Celebrates Chanukah
 O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
 But guess who is? Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
 We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
 Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!
 Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
 Well, he's not, but guess who is? All Three Stooges
 So many Jews are in showbiz
 Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
 Tell your friend Veronica
 It's time you celebrate Chanukah
 I hope I get a harmonica
 On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
 So drink your gin and tonic-ah
 And smoke your marijuani-kkah
 If you really, really wanna-kkha
 Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
 Happy Chanukah!