The Thanksgiving Song

They wanna hear "The Thanksgiving Song"
 Alright
 This is uhh, this is "The Thanksgiving Song"
 I hope you enjoy it
 Love to eat turkey
 Love to eat turkey
 Oh, I love you!
 Love to eat turkey
 'Cause it's good
 Love to eat turkey
 Like a good boy should
 'Cause it's turkey to eat
 So good
 That clappin's messing my head up, man
 I appreciate it
 But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping
 Here we go... Thanks anyways
 Turkey for me, turkey for you
 Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe
 Love to eat the turkey at the table
 I once saw a movie with Betty Grable
 Eat that turkey all night long
 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong
 Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap
 I eat that turkey, then I take a nap
 Thanksgiving is a special night
 Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite, that's right
 Turkey with gravy and cranberry
 Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
 Turkey for you and turkey for me
 Can't believe Tyson gave that girl VD
 White meat, dark meat, you just can't lose
 I fell off my moped and I got a bruise
 Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster
 I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster
 Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil
 My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil
 Turkey and sweet potato pie
 Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye
 Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys
 My favorite kind of pants are corduroys
 Gobble-gobble-goo and gobble-gobble-gickel
 I wish turkey only cost a nickel
 Oh, I love turkey on Thanksgiving
 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody
 Oh, thank you