It's a Scandal! It's a Outrage!

Oh!
 Trapped!
 Tricked!
 Hoodblinked!
 Ambushed!
 Friend
 Whut's on yer mind?
 Why do you walk
 Around and around
 With yer hands
 Folded behind
 And yer chin scrapin' the ground?
 O fellars I don't believe it!
 Twenty minutes ago I am free like the breeze
 Free like a bird in the woodland wild
 Free like a gypsy, free like a child
 I'm a happy man!
 I'm unattached!
 Twenty minutes ago I can do what I please
 Flick my cigar ashes on a rug
 Dunk with a donut, drink from a jug
 I'm minding my own business like I oughter
 Ain't meanin' no harm to anyone
 I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter
 Then I'm looking into the muzzle of a gun!
 It's getting so you cain't have any fun!
 Every daughter has a father with a gun!
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 How a gal gits a husband today!
 If you make one mistake when the moon is bright
 Then they tie you to a contract
 So you'll make it ev'ry night!
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 When her fambly surround you and say
 "You gotta make an honest womern outta Nell!"
 To make you make her honest, she will lie like hell!
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 On our manhood, it's a blot!
 Where is the leader who will save us?
 And be the first man to be shot?
 Me?
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 Jist a wink and a kiss and you're through!
 You're in a mess, and in less than a year, by heck!
 There's a baby on your shoulder making bubbles on your neck!
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 Any farmer will tell you it's true
 A rooster in a chickencoop is better off'n men
 He ain't the special property of just one hen!
 It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
 When it's gonna be the day
 We're gonna lead the liberation
 And we will lead the way?
 It's problem we must solve
 We gotta start a revolution!
 All right, boys! Revolve!