The Dean And I

Hum drum days
 And a hum drum ways
 Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom
 We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom
 It was no infatuation
 But a gradual graduation
 From a boy to a man
 Let me tell you while I can
 The soda pop came free
 Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound
 Now who would have guessed Milton's paradise lost could be found
 But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter
 Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta
 But a man's gotta do
 What a man's gotta do
 The consequence should be
 Church bells, three swells
 The Dean, his daughter and me
 They were dating in the park
 They were smooching in the dark
 Of a doorway for two
 She whispered "I love you -
 Ooh, you know I never felt this way before
 Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart
 Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol"
 And then I kissed her
 And when I kissed her
 It's a wonderful world
 When you're rolling in kisses
 Now, the paint is peeling
 (Hum drum days and hum drum ways)
 Now, and when the chips are down
 (Hum drum days and hum drum ways)
 Now, you kinda lose all feeling
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 Now, your head goes round and round
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 Round and round and round and round and round
 I'm throwing myself off this train
 Hum drum days
 And a hum drum ways
 Hum drum days, he's got
 Hum drum ways, oh boy
 Hey, you know I'm really earning now
 My ship came in with a cargo of dollars
 My name's lit up on the prow
 It's a wonderful world
 When you're rolling in dollars
 Now!