Don't Hang Up

Hello there
 How have you been
 I've called a million times
 But to me you're never in
 I know I never had the style
 Or dash of Errol Flynn
 But I loved you
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 I'm doing really well
 I'm as happy as a lark
 I got a new apartment
 It's as safe as Central Park
 And if they ever mug me
 When I'm walking in the dark
 Would you know
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 Don't hang up
 Don't hang up
 Rolled up in my camera
 With the big cheese up above
 I stumbled from my stag night
 To a never ending limousine
 The band went la di da di da
 And I got loady do di dodied
 Lousy violins began to play
 I went no no no
 And as the vol-au-vents exploded
 I was walking down the aisle the other way
 Don't hang up
 Don't hang up
 Don't say, Oooh
 Nobody's safe in our house
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 Leave me alone
 But a but a please
 Leave me alone
 Just a mo, a minute
 I'm so alone
 We had
 Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
 Scum buzzing round your busy body
 Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
 All mass-debating my woman
 We got a Bum Guatemala pensione
 Crumbling about our ears, Ole
 Even the trash man he say
 You got a dustbin romance
 It's going down the drain
 You got a low impedence
 She's got a rocky terrain
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 Oo, you got a lot to learn
 Oo, you got a lot to learn
 You got a lot to learn about women
 A lot to learn about women women
 What's to learn about women
 We've both got a lot to learn
 Surprise surprise
 There's a hell of a well in your eyes
 Have we won the no Nobel Prize
 Has the color run out of our dyes
 Surprise surprise
 There's a hell of a well in your eyes
 When the barman said "What're you drinking?"
 I said marriage on the rocks
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 I know I never had the style
 Or dash of Errol Flynn
 But I loved you
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 Don't hang up
 Don't hang up
 Don't say ...