I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
I got my license when I was sixteen,
Since then I've seen a lotta things.
Totalled my whip, not once but twice.
Almost made my car flip, on some black ice.
I'm lucky as hell, cuz I'm still unscathed.
Got some stories to tell, a song to be made.
My first mistake, on a rainy day.
Turned left in my Yaris when someone was coming straight.
I tried to hit the brakes, but it was too late.
Was my ass gon die, I accepted my fate.
When we hit, my car crumpled like paper.
His golf ate my Yaris as if it was catered.
I was devastated, but I was alright.
I was shook as hell, a deer in headlights.
I apologized, what a dumb ass move.
My insurance going up, or my ass getting sued.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
Story two one Saturday night,
I wanted food, went out for wings right.
Cruising down the road, moving all slow.
Cuz it was dark, a lotta cars parked.
Outta the blue, bright lights appeared dude.
Yo this car flew, destroyed my whole rear view, mirror
Made the driver door bend,
My life flashed before my eyes, is this the end?
Its real not pretend, goodbye my friends.
My luck sucks ass, don't make no sense.
The impact was crazy, I was in shock.
I kicked down the door, then came the cops.
I cursed up a storm, I was real mean.
Then from the car, out came a teen.
My anger subsided, I can't sweat this dude.
When I was his age, I was reckless too.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
Story three, now this one's the worst.
My car's messed up, dunno who did the dirt.
I was heading to the gym at CHP,
In my brand new whip, Corolla CE.
I pulled into the spot, and did my squats.
Cuz my Booty was flat, we can't have that.
When I came out, yo I started to shout.
My car's bumper was cracked, and the grill's falling out.
I looked around, no other cars to be found.
You know that sounds, like a hit n run.
Too many goofs out here, wanna get a gun.
Another visit to the shop, gotta get er done.
As you can tell, I ain't doing too well.
When it comes to the whips, I've gone through hell.
Yo I think God, wants me to die in a crash.
If that's the case, he can kiss my a.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.
I can't drive to save my life huh, I can't drive to save my life man.
I can't drive to save my life man, I can't drive to save my life.