Everybody's Got the Right

Hey, pal- feelin' blue?
 Don't know what to do?
 Hey, pal-
 I mean you-
 yeah.C'mere and kill a president.
 No job? Cupboard bare?
 one room, no one there?
 Hey, pal, don't despair-
 You wanna shoot a president?
 c'mon and shoot a president...
 Some guys
 Think they can be winners.
 First prize often goes to rank beginners.
 How much?
 Four-fifty. Ivor johnson. .32. Rubber handle.
 Owls stamped on the sides.
 All right, give me.
 Hey, kid, failed your test?
 Dream girl unimpressed?
 Show her you're the best
 If you can shoot a president-
 You can get the prize
 With the big blue eyes,
 Skinny little thighs
 And those big blue eyes...
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To be happy.
 Don't stay mad,
 Life's not as bad
 As it seems.
 If you keep your
 Goal in sight,
 You can climb to
 Any height.
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To their dreams...
 Deal
 Mister-
 I said "deal"
 You. Wait your turn.
 It is my turn.
 I was here first-
 Watch it now, no violence!
 Hey, fella,
 Feel like you're a failure?
 Bailiff on your tail? Your
 Wife run off for good?
 Hey, fella, fell misunderstood?
 C'mere and kill a president...
 Okay!
 Marron...
 What's-a wrong, boy?
 Boss-a treat you crummy?
 Trouble with your tummy?
 This-a bring you some relief.
 Here, give
 some hail-a to da chief-
 You gimme prize-
 Anything you want.
 I want prize. You gimme prize!
 Only eight bucks. Cheap for "anything you want."
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To be different
 Even though
 At times they go
 To extremes.
 Aim for what you
 want a lot-
 Everybody
 Gets a shot.
 Everybody's
 Got a right
 To their dreams-
 Yo, baby!
 Looking for a thrill?
 The Ferris Wheel is that way.
 No, baby,
 This requires skill-
 Okay, you want to give it a try...
 Jeez, lady-!
 Give the guy some room!
 The bumper cars are that way.
 Please, lady-
 Don't forget that guns can go boom...
 Hey, gang,
 Look who's here.
 There's our
 Pioneer.
 Hey, chief.
 Lound and clear:
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To be happy.
 Say, "Enough!"
 It's not as tough
 As it seems.
 Don't be scared
 You won't prevail,
 Everybody's
 Free to fail,
 No one can be put in jail
 For their dreams.
 Free country-!
 -Means your dreams can come true:
 Be a scholar-
 Make a dollar-
 Free country-!
 -Means they'll listen to you:
 Scream and holler-
 Grab 'em by the collar!
 Free country-!
 -Means you dont have to sit-
 That's it!
 -And put up with the sh*t.
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To some sun shine-
 Everybody...
 Not the sun
 But maybe one
 Of its beams.
 One of its beams.
 Rich man, poor man
 Black or white,
 pick your apple,
 Take a bite,
 Everybody
 Just hold tight
 To your dreams.
 Everybody's
 Got the right
 To their dreams.