Rock and Roll Star

Hail, hail, rock 'n roll
 Come here, son, and let me help you sell your soul
 Sit right down and everything will be just fine
 Won't you sign right here and it will all work out in time
 So sit right down and I'll tell you about the plan
 I'm gonna make you fifty thousand dollars and I'll only take ten million
 But did I mention I got a new Mercedes Benz
 Smile pretty, be witty, come meet your brand new friends
 Everybody thinks that you'll go far
 You're gonna be a rock 'n roll star
 Now you got a banker and a lawyer down on 16th Avenue
 That's the funny things they call you
 If you spend a couple extra years in school
 And they got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too
 What is a boy like me to do
 I got this guitar that I play a little out of tune
 But it don't make no difference if I get all the right tattoos
 Hey, get a look at these cheekbones
 Who cares if Mick Taylor was ever even in the Rolling Stones
 Besides, he didn't even get that far
 But me, I'm gonna be a rock 'n roll star, yes, I am
 So now we're livin' happy underneath the Sony tree
 And I got my big top ten record on WKD
 Something or other, bartender, could I have another
 And another and another, oh
 You're lucky we're even slinking in this bar
 'Cause I'm gonna be a rock 'n roll star, yes, I am, yes, I am
 Gonna be a rock 'n roll star, hey