I Don't Belong In This Club

Some guy skipped in front of me
 Can't believe I paid an entry fee
 And I don't even got the energy
 To smile for a selfie
 And I know that I should go home
 But I'm still standing here so
 I guess one more for the road
 I wanna raise a toast so
 This one's for the sparklers
 Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
 But hats off to the DJ (one, two, three)
 Same song twice in an evening
 Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club, no
 Hopped out of the Uber (Uber!)
 I was feeling myself (goddamn!)
 Had the polo with the bolo (I did!)
 With some eel on the belt (hoo!)
 Walked up to the bouncer (hey, what's up man?)
 Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
 He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)
 "You gotta wait like everybody else"
 Shoulda stayed on the sofa
 Forgot I hate being social
 And I miss my ex-girl
 This Drake song making me emotional (girl, you hurt my feelings)
 I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh)
 I only came here to dance (wassup?)
 The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no)
 And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward)
 Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up
 And I toast the nights like this
 That I probably won't remember much
 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye
 Grab my stuff, about to cut
 And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight"
 Ah, fuck
 Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club
 And to think that I've waited all week (all week), no
 To get someone's drink spilled over me
 I, I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no I don't, no)
 I'd do anything to get out of this club
 Save me, can't take it
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance, no chance
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club
 
 Some guy skipped in front of me
 Can't believe I paid an entry fee
 And I don't even got the energy
 To smile for a selfie
 And I know that I should go home
 But I'm still standing here so
 I guess one more for the road
 I wanna raise a toast so
 This one's for the sparklers
 Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
 But hats off to the DJ (one, two, three)
 Same song twice in an evening
 Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club, no
 Hopped out of the Uber (Uber!)
 I was feeling myself (goddamn!)
 Had the polo with the bolo (I did!)
 With some eel on the belt (hoo!)
 Walked up to the bouncer (hey, what's up man?)
 Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
 He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)
 "You gotta wait like everybody else"
 Shoulda stayed on the sofa
 Forgot I hate being social
 And I miss my ex-girl
 This Drake song making me emotional (girl, you hurt my feelings)
 I'm feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh)
 I only came here to dance (wassup?)
 The DJ ain't playing the cuts (no)
 And what do I do with my hands? (It's awkward)
 Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up
 And I toast the nights like this
 That I probably won't remember much
 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye
 Grab my stuff, about to cut
 And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight"
 Ah, fuck
 Oh, save me (save me), can't take it (can't take it)
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club
 And to think that I've waited all week (all week), no
 To get someone's drink spilled over me
 I, I don't care if the Uber's on surge (no I don't, no)
 I'd do anything to get out of this club
 Save me, can't take it
 I don't belong in this club
 One dance, no chance
 'Cause I'm feeling awkward as— (oh)
 I was waiting in line for an hour
 Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
 I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (can't fake it)
 I don't belong in this club