Devils's Right Hand

(Webb... spoken)
 "We have never deliberatly enjoyed any association with
 Satanism, the occult, Jimmy Page's photo collection,
 Mephestopholies, Belzebub. The reason we'd like to make
 This disclaimer, is because the next musical composition
 Is called the Devil's Right Hand."
 Bout the time that daddy went to fight the great war
 I saw my first pistol in the general store
 The general store when I was thirteen
 I thought it was the finest thing I ever had seen
 Asked if I could have one someday when I grew up
 Momma dropped a dozen eggs she really blew up
 She really blew up she didn't understand
 Momma said a pistol is the devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 Momma says a pistol is the devil's right hand
 My first pistol was a cap and ball Colt
 It shoots as fast as lighnin'... loads a might slow
 Loads a might slow... I shoulda found out
 It'll get you into trouble but it can't get you out
 Bout a year later got a Colt.45
 They called it Peacemaker I never knew why
 I never knew why... I didn't understand
 Momma says a pistol is the devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 Momma says a pistol is the devil's right hand
 Well I got into a card game in a company town
 I caught a man cheatin'... I shot the dog down
 Shot the dog down... watched the man fall
 Never touched his holster never had the chance to draw
 The trial was in the mornning and they drug me outta bed
 They asked me how I pleaded Not guilty I said
 Not guilty I said... you got the wrong man
 Nothing touched the trigger but the devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 Momma says a pistol is the devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 The Devil's right hand
 Momma says a pistol is the devil's right hand