Charlie Brown

[Originally by The Coasters]
 Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
 I smell smoke in the auditorium
 Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
 He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
 He's gonna get caught
 Just you wait and see
 (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)
 That's him on his knees
 I know that's him
 Yeah, from 7 come 11
 Down in the boys' gym
 Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
 He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
 He's gonna get caught
 Just you wait and see
 (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)
 Who's always writing on the wall
 Who's always goofing in the hall
 Who's always throwing spit balls
 Guess who (who, me) yeah, you
 Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
 Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O
 Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
 He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
 He's gonna get caught
 Just you wait and see
 (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)
 [Instrumental Interlude]
 Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
 Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O
 Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
 He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
 He's gonna get caught
 Just you wait and see
 (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)