Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)

She's got an alligator bag
 Top hat to match
 Dressed in black on black
 She's got a Philipino girlie
 She claims is her friend
 I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh
 Now I used to call her Cindy
 She changed her name to "Sin"
 I guess that's the name of her game
 I really used to love her
 Then, the kitty she discovered
 It's got to be a sexual thing
 All, all around the world
 Girls will be girls
 It's the same ol', same ol' situation
 It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
 I say no no no
 No no no duced me to her lover
 In a cellophane dress
 Then they bid me a sweet fairwell
 Last time I saw them
 They were kissing so softly
 To the sound of wedding bells
 All, all around the world
 Girls will be girls
 It's the same ol', same ol' situation
 It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
 Just like a punch in the teeth
 Or a swan dive to the street
 No, no, no
 No, no, no
 If it wasn't for bad luck
 I'd have no luck at all